Paris Hilton’s Energy Policy Makes Her a Better Presidential Prospect than Obama or McCain

Why Paris Hilton Should be the Next President of the United States

Date 07/08/2008

The Right Side

Garry White

Okay, unfortunately she’s not quite old enough to stand (you have to be 35). But if she were, I’d vote for her and here’s why…

If you’ve been paying attention to the current race for the Whitehouse you’ll have noticed some interesting goings on of late.

Last Friday John McCain released an advert dismissing Barack Obama as a mere celebrity. And comparing him to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.

Unfortunately, this negative card backfired spectacularly when Paris Hilton made an advert of her own. If you’re running for the Whitehouse, it doesn’t look good when a well known socialite with questionable good sense, well and truly trumps your national energy policy.

But that’s what she’s done. And it’s left both the Democrat’s and the Republican’s looking wanting.

McCain wants to concentrate heavily on offshore drilling. Whilst Obama wants to invest staunchly in unproven alternative energies. In order to steer away from foreign oil dependence.

Paris Hilton suggests: “A hybrid of their two policies.”

Namely:

“Limited offshore drilling, with strict environmental oversight, while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. That way the offshore drilling carries us until new technologies kick in, which will then create new jobs and energy independence.”

And as Paris Hilton says in the advert: “Energy crisis solved.”

This is the most sensible energy policy I’ve heard coming out of the US. Ever… John McCain thinks he can drill his way out of their current energy crisis. But where will he get the rigs?

There is a global shortage of drilling rigs that is crippling the oil industry. Even rigs that are currently being constructed have been booked out for years to come…

There is absolutely no way that the US will be able to get its hands on enough equipment to do this.

Obama is against offshore drilling. Instead he has made some entirely predictable statements about moving to alternative “clean” technologies.

He is proposing a windfall tax on oil companies. Which is just absurd. Oil companies have to invest in finding future supplies. If you grab all of their cash in a cheap political move how on earth are they going to invest in the future?

The best ideas often come from the most unusual of sources. I don’t limit my investment strategy to mainstream thinking. The same as I wouldn’t take everything a skimpily dressed heiresses says as gospel.

I do, however, spend all my time seeking out the best profit opportunities in the commodities markets. And with the current downturn in this market, the buying opportunities are just lining up to present themselves.

Since it began, my service has produced average yearly gains of 79% on all closed positions. You can see how I achieved this and view my full portfolio by clicking the link below.

To learn more about my service and get in on my next tip, click here now.

Regards

Garry White
Editor
Smart Commodities

Please note: Past performance is not a reliable indictor of future results.

Since November 2000, when the service began, and 31/07/08, the average overall performance of Smart Commodities' open and closed positions is 66%. In the 12 month periods ending 31/07/08, 31/07/07, 31/07/06 and 31/07/05, the overall performance of shares closed during that period was 102.79%, 12.41%, 84.55% and 61.24% respectively.

^ Back to top

LinkedIn
Twitter
Del.icio.us
Digg
Facebook
Google Bookmarks
Livejournal
StumbleUpon